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Drawn and colored by yangpuppy! [Jan. 20th, 2007|07:58 pm]
Ammit
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Anpu: My! But my ears are rather shapely.
Ammit: :D :D :D
Anpu: And you, of course, are looking charmingly voracious.
Ammit: :D :D :D
Anpu: I do believe those are the sturdy, capable hands of an embalmer.
Ammit: *noms things*
Anpu: In summary, I'm quite flattered.
Ammit: :D :D :D!!!!!
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:D? :D? [Nov. 12th, 2006|11:53 pm]
Ammit
[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I donated bone marrow to sayitthrice in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I pulled over and changed secretarybird's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I helped thutmosis hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (153 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
jackalelegy

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Ammit's brood [Jun. 14th, 2006|01:06 pm]
Ammit
- eat a LOT
- will grow unusually large (their mother was a domesticated dog)
- they will be fertile
- are good sniffer dogs
- prefer warm climates
- are good pest control
- may learn to speak; do understand whatever language they've been raised around
- unusually lucky
- will not like strangers as much as their primary owners (then again, Ammit's pretty friendly, now that he's figured out it gets him food)
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!!! [Nov. 11th, 2005|12:55 am]
Ammit
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dayadhvam (so that you might know truth) [Oct. 29th, 2005|06:05 pm]
Ammit
[Current Mood |confusedconfused]

Dear Horus-Awing-and-Lost,

Humans are still very strange. In this place they play with death like gods sometimes do, but without wanting to, and realizing what is happening to them. I watched a curious game with a large brother from the north; he shared his meal and told me it was about revenge. How curious! Revenge. Jealousy, then, as what led to me binding up the Lord himself? I do not know their stories. I took a skull to play with, or rather, Ammit did. I do not think that was very respectful, but since the girl does not appear to actually be dead, I suppose it is not so important. Perhaps I should give it back.

I am leaving this letter out with a smashed woodchuck carcass, I hope it reaches you somehow. Did you leave me this? If not, I hope something in it reaches you as well.

Your friend always,
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Oops. [Oct. 24th, 2005|10:43 am]
Ammit
Dear Ammit,

I am a little confused, but that is all right, I will learn. The internet shows me I am not entirely forgotten, I even have namesakes still. I really do not know what to say to Djehuty, that was most terribly embarrassing, and now I see Dionysus is about as well. It is like a very awkward 10 year class reunion, only I showed up with a golem-woman that looked exactly like Djehuty's wife, and I also do not have a job or a nice haircut. Instead I have a very silly mortal body, which I say I acquired through very legitimate means. My descendent wasn't using it, I don't know what that silly boy had gotten himself into lying around in a coma like that. Such demands it makes. Feed me, three times a day. I need to relieve myself, I feel too warm, that person is terribly attractive, I'm scared so I'll fill you up with adrenaline, I don't like perfectly good rotten meat. It's all very dubious business, I say.

But, I am pleased to be here nonetheless, it is very interesting.

Yours sincerely,





Dear Anpu,

You absorbed my aspect ages ago, and writing letters to keep me informed of what's happening when I inhabit the same body as you do is neither practical nor placating.

Yours truly,
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